This doesn't count as an actual day, it just makes me laugh. I wrote this when I was on codeine for my tonsillectomy and I was like "yeah this is pretty good stuff i'm writing! codeine doesn't affect me at all! I'm going to go back to bed now."
I just found it while going through my files-- this is the entire thing.

Are you hungry, it's lunchtimes
Yeah i could do with some food, what were you thinking
i wasn't. make something for yourself. he walks off
what! uhhhh. pasta.
she takes out a package of ramen.
boil water. she puts a pan on and
she turns on the oven.
this won't take long.
she puts it in unbroken up, in a floating lump.

Sean?? Seaaaannn!
What
I need you
Right now
Right now