Day 30.

WOO HAPPY TIMES.
this is only half mine, (the other belongs to chelsea, the most amazing anything there ever could be). we decided to write the perfect college essay together.

In my life, i have snorted many items. Among these have been learning utensils, such as pencils, lined paper, and markers (see I am already preparing for my future!) I feel my future extending in front of me like a red carpet, leading to a dumpster full of cocaine. There's not quite a single person or thing that will barricade these motives to living a more dynamic, interesting lifestyle. On my family's trip, during which my pet died, we learned that even if we have our differences, collectively, when we're high as balls, we get along just fine. So naturally, I would love to pursue a college community that is equally cooperative.