Day 87. WOO LOWERING MY STANDARDS

HOW IS ALREADY DECEMBER 17TH? *panicpanicpanic*
time to break out the terrible school projects....
this is a rewritten holiday song i did for AP Gov.

Babe It's Not Cheap Out There-- Lyrics to a Duet Sung by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama

I really can't pay/ Babe it's not cheap out there
Hair's going gray/ And I've got a country to repair
Campaigning has been/ Please don't kick me in the shin
So very cruel/ Do you take me for a fool
My husband will start to worry/ His favor you shouldn't curry
My banker will be pacing the den/ It's nothing next to American debt!

Things started so well/ You were official
I was a fundraising gazelle / Your press wasn't prejudicial
I was establishment/ I was out selling myself
The primaries / --invisible were a fresh breeze
I met all the categories/ people questioned my birth cert. (Jeez)
I'm over 35, no one denies/ 14 plus years of residency no surprise
I really can't pay/ I'm gonna hold out
(Obama) Babe it's not cheap out there

Then the real thing/ Iowa and New Hampshire
My dreams taking wing/ I felt like a baby hamster
Front page every newsday/ soon there was Super Tuesday
But I won't lie/ The stress compressed me like a bonsai
Then the national convention/ Your pantsuits looked delicious
Democrats wanted no tension/ Division would look suspicious
Now I'm Secretary of State /Gosh the polls looked delicious
How about just a couple shots more?/ Never such a horse race before!

Then I faced debt/Babe it's not cheap out there
Made my banker upset /And I've got a country to repair
I really can't pay/ I'm gonna hold out
(Obama) Babe it's not cheap out there!