(A beat-up car passes a girl who is walking with headphones on. The car window rolls down and a man drops a cigarette out.)
Headphone Girl: (angrily ) Hey man, you're pretty cool. Yeah, fuck the earth, right? Man who cares about water pollution when you're stoned as Half Dome, right? I see that, I see that.
Beard Boy: Wait, what. Are you being sarcastic, or what?
HG: What the fuck do you think?
BB: I think you're unnecessarily harsh and not actually this mad at someone you don't even know.
HG: I know all I want to. You douche.
BB: Oh, cause that's fair. (he slows the car to match her pace)
HG: I actually wasn't initiating conversation, I wasn't playing hard to get, I... sincerely... just wanted you to know, because I think people should be aware of it when they're being ginormous douches.
BB: Well I wouldn't say sincerely.
HG: Aaaand I'm done here.
BB: Nothing else you want to spew at me? You shouldn't keep it bottled up.
HG: Can you just stop? And by stop, I mean keep driving. Away from me.
BB: Yeah whatever, but that means you won't get the last word. (he grins and accelerates )
HG: (yelling after the car) ALSO YOUR FACE IS DUMB!
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